Logan Lerman, I know the perfect place. They don’t give a fuck about age. All they’re worried about is the money.
That sounds like a sketchy establishment. Fine.
I would accept any cookie from you.
I’ll split it with you.
Any cookie? What if it tasted awful?
You don’t have to.
Oh well, I guess we should order a cake. Wanna go for a drink?
Guess so. We’ll have to test flavours.
I’m only twenty, Kristen Stewart. Are you prepared to take that risk?
D’awwwwww, you are the best Logan!
You never asked what kind of cookie.
It’s chocolate chip though.
I mean, if a drink means coming onto you, than…
Talking to me means coming onto me in my world. A drink means you want to get married.
Can you give hints?
Fine, you convinced me. It’s a giant cookie. It says, “I ♥ Candice Accola” on it.
We should hang out sometime!
Kristen Stewart if you’re coming onto me then I accept.
A cake? Picture? Uh… a chameleon? Idk tell me!
I can’t tell you. You have to guess. I don’t make the rules.
Let’s be hot together!
That sounds really weird..
It doesn’t sound that weird.
Just moderately weird.
It’s okay.
Really? If so, you’re my favourite person ever.
Yes, really. Guess what it is.
